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Barn Runner 4: The Prick Who Came In From the Cold
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It's snowing, you're freezing, you're a hundred miles from home and you're locked out of your flying car.The future ain't what it used to be. Barn Runner: The Prick Who Came In From the Cold is the fourth game in the Barn Runner series which began as terribly misguided spoof of Blade Runner / Escape From New York / and The Andy Griffith Show. It's the far future imagined through the filter of the 1980s! The game has a Christmas theme (sort of) and centers around a lazy, egocentric policeman in the distant future tasked with hunting down and destroying runaway robots who have had it with lazy, overbearing humanity and finally vented their mechanical rage on their hapless owners and anyone else within easy reach. Naturally, like all humanity in the future, the cop hates his job and doesn't really put a lot of effort into it. So it's up to you to make him accomplish anything. Don't worry, this isn't an action-oriented game and there are no arcade sequences. It only sounds terribly exciting, but rest easy: It isn't exciting in the least. I hope you enjoy my game. It isn't the greatest but I certainly could have done much, much worse. (And have on several occasions!)
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 1
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The bloated midpoint of the Barn Runner series!What starts as a terrible day for Prick Peckard unexpectedly turns into a terrible day for everyone when the world suddenly ends. Barn Runner: The Forever Friday is a series of medium length games (five chapters in all) that will be released quarterly between July 2008 and July 2009. All but one are a mix of classic adventure gaming with arcade sequences sprinkled throughout. However, the arcades are completely optional. The complete Forever Friday will feature three player characters, bizarre dream sequences, and the occasional bare bottom (so be warned, easily offended: you'll see more of Prick than anyone ever needed to!). So if saving the world in your underpants sounds like the sort of game you've been looking for, then ask yourself one question... Why haven't you CLICKED to download chapter one?!?
Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday 2
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The madness of the "Big Crazy" is tearing through Arc 19 and everyone is giving cannibalism a try! Detective Prick Peckard and Inspector Harry Sach must team up to save the city from itself. Track down multiple suspects and question each of them to learn if they played a part in bringing chaos to the streets of Arc 19: Evansville. Along the way, they'll contend with bargain hunting looters, blood thirsty robots, and the dim witted minions of an evil cult bent on destruction. But they'll have to move quickly. Time is unexpectedly running out in a city where the clocks stood still for twelve years. Can you get to the bottom of this mystery before all hope is lost? Question suspects! Shoot bad guys! Ignore traffic laws! Annoy the elderly! Use pop music in brutal ways! * 2 player characters * 3-way sex * 4 and a half different endings * 5 chapters in all Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday part 2. Download now and feel the thrill of Martial Law!
Barn Runner Xmas 2: Wreck The Halls
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The laziest detective of a retro-futuristic world of tomorrow's apocalypse returns for more holiday hijinks! When a mysterious figure from his past returns to make his life an unbearable hell of being well liked by his co-workers and facing possible promotions, Prick Peckard, Barn Runner, must seek out the man he once declared legally dead and make him even more deader! Barn Runner Xmas 2: Wreck The Halls is a short game that will let you (as Detective Prick Peckard, head of the Robot Crimes Division) travel into the festive (yet non-existent) winter wonderland of the Blue Grass Containment Zone to follow a mysterious signal that may or may not have been set by the very man, ten years missing now, whose job you now hold, in an overly elaborate and wildly implausible scheme to trap you in a vile plot so evil that even a run-on sentence like this cannot hope to describe it! CLICK to download the game and experience the Christmas Spirit in a way you never have before (or will ever want to again)! NOTE: The mirror link goes to the "Director's Cut" patch that extends the opening cut scene to ludicrous lengths in an attempt to break the player's will beneath an avalanche of lengthy monologues, double entendres and appalingly executed cut scenes before game play even begins! Turn a mediocre gaming experience into a test of human endurance!
Ben There, Dan That!
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'Ben There, Dan That!' is a freeware comedy adventure game by Zombie Cow Studios, written by and somewhat-narcissistically starring the eponymous Dan and Ben, a couple of layabout geeks who always seem to find themselves knee-deep in high-adventure. Through an improbable series of events, our heroes find themselves aboard an alien spaceship, and must puzzle their way through multiple madcap dimensions to make their way home. ?Ben There, Dan That!? is bursting with bold cartoon graphics, reams of laugh-out-loud dialogue, and colourful characters...